"Pascal's Wager" versus "L. Boo Koo's Wager"?? Who wins?... Or is it a draw???

3. Chaos Wager: Better believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster because FSM doesn't really care, and if he is real, you get beer volcanoes and stripper factories in Heaven. If he's not real, whatever diety does exist will consider you a harmless moron and just let you go (hopefully). Besides, FSM is clearly the tastiest choice.